It's times once again for The National Toilet Weekly Podcast! Episode 2 Friday April 1, 2011 Hello everybody, and welcome to The National Toilet -- the podcast where we flush the worst of society down where it should go. We have The Smithsonian for the best, why not The National Toilet for the worst! First up, clothing maker Abercrombie & Fitch, retailers best known for publishing catalogues of sexually provocative photos of underage models has come under fire for a new low: selling padded tops in their line of children's bikinis. Now girls as young as seven years old can have body and sex issues just like mommy! These outfits join the children's pimp and ho costumes which appeared on the marketplace a few years ago down the flusher. Meanwhile -- jobs! Or lack of. In the April Fools spirit, The US Department of Labor, released their carefully massaged numbers to show 216000 jobs gained in March. Behind that quote unquote good news is the fact that the US would need to add as many jobs a month until the year 2019 to get back to pre-Recession levels. Since 2007, more than 7 million jobs have been... Next, in the shithole this week is Kaba, makers of Simplex push-button locks, used in airports, hospitals and police stations around the country. It was revealed this week that the keyless locks, which cost between $200 - $1000 can be easily bypassed, using a common magnet. A class-action lawsuit accuses the company of deceptive trade practices, common-law fraud, negligence and ...